I felt this was kind of nice........

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.



And last, but not least:








14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

i see the humor but i don't think i care for the comparison between wives/women and dogs. someone will bite you, senor donmayor.

I'm moving it to humor...

hahahahaha i love this its hilarious

I remember the Carrie Underwood song dat goes something like the more boys I meet, the more I love my dog. Something like she wants a guy who's loyal,open and friendly - I guess it's not only ladies dat luv certain attributes in dogs.

Since when are we looking to pop singers to provide us with truths in life?

The whole thing is just a joke to me including the song...UI laugh anytime I listen to it.

Women are too important and valuable to be made the subject of jokes that denigrate them even when someone wants to play it off as humor.

I refuse to believe wat im seein... of course its funny to the guys... absolute rubbish
NOT FUNNY in any way, form manner...i hope ur girl gets mad at u for this

Thank you for coming to help out. They need to be CURBED!